prosexter:

Come to the place where you can swim in the sky

cosima-niehaus:

fulloffeels:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

sixpenceee:

Before I get into it, just know the pictures just serve as visual representations, not actual pictures

Okay so anyway, evidence for this theory is the following:

THE FACT THAT HUMANS ARE SO HAIRLESS: 

Only two kind of habitats give rise to hairless animals, an aquatic one and a one below the ground (a naked mole rat for example)

.The suggestion that humans have become hairless to prevent overheating has been rendered false because hair can act like a defense against the sun.

This is why camels retain their fur even in the hot dessert environment. 

OUR FAT CELLS

We have ten times the number of fat cells as expected in an animal our size. Only two types of animals have large fat cells: hibernating and aquatic ones. 

In hibernating it’s seasonal fat, but in aquatic it’s all year round. It’s unreasonable to think that we evolved this feature in land because large fat pockets would have just slowed us down. 

Primate babies are always born slender, but human babies start to develop fat even before birth. 

WALKING ON TWO LEGS

So we’re the only mammals that have developed bipedalism. This is a surprise, because walking on 2 legs vs. walking on 4 legs is very disadvantageous. It’s slower, unstable, our organs are vulnerable to damage.

One theory is that if our habitat was flooded, we’d have to walk on two legs to keep our heads above the water.

The only animal who has ever evolved a pelvis like ours, the swamp ape, used this method. 

BREATHING

We have conscious control over our breathing. Ever other land animal doesn’t. Mammals like dolphins and seals also conscious control because it tells them how deep they are going to dive and they can estimate how much air they need to inhale.

OTHER DIFFERENCES

Our body is so wasteful of salt and water. Think of tears and our way of sweating. Other land mammals don’t have this. Water mammals do however. 

Okay anyway I hope you learned something. 

Here’s a source and where you can find more information: X

For more interesting posts like this, go here: X

So. Basically. We were FUCKING MERMAIDS. Damn.

I mainly want to believe this is correct so I can be descended from mermaids

Also! we’re pruny. we have a better grip on submerged objects when our fingertips are pruny. ah wow theories,

katara:

how did you go from cute to annoying so fast

nevver:

Mascarade, Amelie Barnathan

dib’s missions (kevin manthei) / left right left (simon curtis)/ celebrity skin (hole) / boulevard of broken dreams (orig.green day, cover by viatmin string quartet) / supernatural (ken ashcorp) / aliens exist (blink 182) / aim for the head (creature feature) / radioactive in the dark (fallout boy/imagine dragons) / it’s all over now,baby blue (bob dylan) / it’s time (imagine dragons) / by myself (linkin park) / run boy run (woodkid) / nobody’s listening (linkin park)

dib’s missions (kevin manthei) / left right left (simon curtis)/ celebrity skin (hole) / boulevard of broken dreams (orig.green day, cover by viatmin string quartet) / 
supernatural (ken ashcorp) / aliens exist (blink 182) / 
aim for the head (creature feature) / radioactive in the dark (fallout boy/imagine dragons) / it’s all over now,baby blue (bob dylan) / it’s time (imagine dragons) /
by myself (linkin park) / run boy run (woodkid) / 
nobody’s listening (linkin park)


HATE EVERYONE(say anything)/ THE MIDDLE(jimmy eat world)/ CELEBRITY SKIN(hole)/ SMELLS LIKE TEEN SPIRIT 8-bit(nirvana)/ DON’T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT MY REPUTATION(joan jett)/ ALL MEN ARE PIGS(studio killers)/ PEPPER STEAK (alias conrad coldwood)/ SAIL (awolnation)/ MAD WITH POWER (portal 2)

HATE EVERYONE(say anything)/ THE MIDDLE(jimmy eat world)/ CELEBRITY SKIN(hole)/ SMELLS LIKE TEEN SPIRIT 8-bit(nirvana)/ DON’T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT MY REPUTATION(joan jett)/ ALL MEN ARE PIGS(studio killers)/ PEPPER STEAK (alias conrad coldwood)/ SAIL (awolnation)/ MAD WITH POWER (portal 2)

hongkology:

I MADE SOME SPACE

hongkology:

I MADE SOME SPACE

thymelock:

a reminder to please please please let me know if i’ve been gross or something because forreal

the struggle to unlearn shit is real as fuck and i make mistakes

i’m not perfect and i still do gross shit and i’m working on being a better person and creating safe places for people

i see so many posts that are like “ahhh a friend of mine did something gross and i don’t know how to tell them” like if i’m ever that person please let me know

megaparsecs:

we’re all better and gayer people than we used to be 

trans-carlos:

stop calling bi, poly, and pan girl lesbians 2k14

Bang Bang (feat. Nicki Minaj & Ariana Grande) +
Jessie J

934 plays

makomaragi:

when you come up with new otp headcanons

image

witheringghost:

do you ever just kinda wonder what your selling point as a human being or friend is? like, what was the point at which people were like: hey, I’ll keep this human

curse wonderful writers who make me feel so intimidated wow 

You were asking for Invader Zim prompts, so I have one that's bounced in my head for a while. In the cartoon, the first 4 or so episodes have Zim drawn with four fingers (like the humans). Pretty soon that drops down to three fingers with nothing mentioned. While this is probably just animation error / changing their mind, do you have any ideas as to how he lost those fingers? Is it related to the Tallests only having two fingers? Or maybe related to his right antennae being non-functional?

ckret2:

While USUALLY I personally go with “the artists changed their minds,” for the sake of this prompt? Let’s polydactyl it up.

Summary: The genesis of Zim’s madness, as caused by two spare fingers and one numb antenna. Or: why he totally had four fingers but then there were only three.

Fingers

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